Issue No. 01 · The Bidet BaronThe world's bidets,
The world's bidets,
mapped by travelers.
Hotel listings won't tell you. We will. Join the expedition — search a crowdsourced atlas, log your stays, and earn your stripes as a Bidet Baron.
✅ Confirmed❌ Not on board❓ Uncharted
How the expedition works
Three steps, zero awkward.STEP 01
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Scout
Search hotels by name or city. See instant ✅ / ❌ / ❓ status from real guests.
STEP 02
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Stay
Check that bathroom. Take notes. Maybe a discreet photo (for science).
STEP 03
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Report
Log your finding in 20 seconds. Earn points. Climb to Bidet Baron.
Around the world
Open the glossaryBidet, washlet, bum gun, shattaf…
The same fixture has a different name in every region. Our glossary maps every word travelers use — and points you at hotels that have one.
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The atlas is blank — for now.
Be the first explorer. Add a hotel you've stayed at and plant your flag.
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Become a Bidet Baron.
Five ranks. Real glory. Help fellow travelers skip the bathroom-door heartbreak.